Monday was the end of the month, so let’s recap and see what randomly brought people to my little corner of the universe, shall we? 

Obviously, a lot of people want to either learn how to spy on their neighbors, or are afraid that someone is spying on them. I had more hits about that than anything else, except the old standard, “moo moo.”  I really don’t understand why … I googled it myself and I’m not even on the first page! Neither am I on the first page of Yahoo … so I’m confused. I do not own a telescopic lens … this is not Rear Window … I have not installed cameras and I don’t really care what the neighbors are up to, other than I notice their comings and goings and know some of their names. It’s a safety thing, for me.

Know what I’ve noticed? The gay guys who live across from us have a LOT of parties. Usually on Wednesday nights.

But then I had some new search hit gems, since I’ve done a lot of talking this last month. It’s no bacon, but it will have to do:

Walmart Uggs. Maybe if Walmart sold them, I’d be able to afford them and then I could be like all the cool moms and show my face at the train table. But probably not.

i like to moo moo. Aw, that’s sweet. Me too.

dagmar midcap. She’s our 11 pm weather girl, remember? Sometimes the search involves “naked pictures dagmar midcap.” Hmm. I cannot help you with that. I don’t even want to know why you would want them, except that she is pretty cute. She dresses like she’s 14, though, and she’s clearly NOT.

mr brother fuck his sister video. I am not going to touch this with a ten foot stripper pole. I once — once! — questioned the fruitcakiness (shut up, it is a real word) of the Mr. and Miss Noodles on Sesame Street, and thinking to be clever, wrote it as Mr. Brother’s noodle … well, clearly THAT was a mistake.

random triangle searches. One of the first photo challenges involved a triangle. Since then, I’ve had countless people hit my site looking for pictures of triangles. Weird, right?

bothersome moo and bothersome and moo. This one was probably instigated by my new friend, Alexa, who won’t let my (very nice, honest!) comments through moderation. Or maybe it isn’t him. Maybe other people find me bothersome, as well. Like my downstairs neighbors.

moo moo i love you lyrics. I’m pretty sure this one speaks for itself. Anyone want to take a stab at a tune for a song that goes moo moo, I love you? The only tune I can think of is “wild thing.”

mystery shop is bullshit. Yikes! Someone didn’t like what was said about them on a mystery shop! Mine went well, thank you very much. It was a lot more paperwork than I thought it would be, in the end, but I had a lot of fun doing it. My shiny rebate check will be here in about two weeks!

and finally,

how to moo. Well, kitten, you’ve come to the right place. Get your moo on!

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BINGO! tonight … since we didn’t get to go last Wednesday (due to G having the plague), Baa and I went on Friday, instead.

Guess who won?

BAA did!

AND she called all by herself! It was VERY exciting.

Wish us luck tonight!