Look what the lovely Eleanor Q. finally sent me as my goodie basket for winning her PiF contest:

Some new soap to try, a book I haven’t read yet, and a secret family recipe … cool!
So now I get to host my own PiF contest! And I’m super excited about it! And you should be too! Because there are PRIZES.
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So here’s how this works. If you win, you agree to give me your real name and home address. I won’t use it for any nefarious purpose, I swear. THEN! After you receive my goodies, YOU host your OWN PiF contest and send some random stranger things too! (If you don’t have a website, don’t worry. You can still enter. And then, you can randomly bestow something good on a stranger. Perhaps you will pay for the dinner of the table next to you. Maybe you will feed the meter of a car that’s about to expire. Maybe you’ll see an opportunity for a good deed. Then you can report back to us what you did. And we will cheer your generous spirit.) (Or, you can give something away using THIS blog. You know, we’re flexible. Whatever.)
How do I ENTER this contest, you may ask.
Good question!
1.) Contest begins today and ends at midnight EST on Friday, July 25. Winners will be informed by email, so be SURE to leave a valid email address when you comment. If I cannot contact you by email, another winner will be chosen.
2.) The prize, which is the most exciting part for me, is this great stationary pack.
Included are thank you notes, postcards, blank notes (there’s GLITTER on them, people. That’s how much I love you) sticky notes, a fridge notepad, and super cool pens that will make your writing look divine. Also, there are two containers of tiny baby bows and matching ribbon, because they were adorable. Except, uh … it’s possible that Grayson chewed open the yellow bows. So I wouldn’t recommend chewing on the package YOURSELF. (I can assure you that the bows themselves are unharmed.)
3.) Here’s what I want Y’ALL to do … PK and I do not yet have a name to refer to the child growing inside of my uterus. In the comments section, leave YOUR suggestion telling me what I should call my unborn child while it’s gestating in my womb. (we called G “little alien baby,” “preying mantis,” and “Cletus the Fetus” so pretty much anything you come up with is OK.) I will employ a random number generator and if your comment is chosen as the winner, not only will you receive the prize, but you will also get the glory of knowing that for the next 9 months, I will think about you whenever I refer to this child. AND! The chosen name will be how we refer to the baby ’round this website. BONUS! (Pretty much anything goes, although I might be frowny if “farthead” is your suggestion. Be creative, not mean.)
4. The winner will be announced on Monday, July 28th with the unveiling of the name!
Got it? Go!
July 22, 2008 at 5:21 am
Thumper or Bambi.. for some reason that Disney movie popped into my head.
July 22, 2008 at 5:23 am
We always called E either “The Bean” or “NFL kicker”, because maybe that was wishful thinking!
I wasn’t sure if this PiF thing was something we had to do all day every day. I guess you can jump in whenever so long as you host your own later on, right? (If you win, I guess).
July 22, 2008 at 5:48 am
Hmmmm…I had several pop into my head:
P, because when you sing the alphabet song, it goes like this:
ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP
G for Grayson, P for ____….Preggers, Pop goes the weasel, (future) Poop-n-Pee machine or maybe Precious. Whatev.
#3 (now H-J) was referred to as “Tigger” because he thought my uterus was a trampoline. I’d let you use Tigger if you want to.
July 22, 2008 at 6:27 am
I’m not tossing my name in for the contest, but how about the Barnacle or the Munchkin?
July 22, 2008 at 6:42 am
Dude, the naming of the fetus? Is the REAL prize here.
And I’m voting for Wiggles. Because it’s ridiculous.
July 22, 2008 at 6:49 am
Hmmm… We called our girls “spasto” because of the spasmatic movements they frequently employed but I won’t launch that upon you.. How about Baby Elmer. Yes, that’s much better.
July 22, 2008 at 7:04 am
I was just wondering today if you got the package! I’m so relieved you haven’t read the book yet- enjoy!
I’m not tossing my hat into the PiF ring but some suggestions are:
Bear Cub or Roo.
Fun question!
July 22, 2008 at 7:30 am
Hmm…how about Womb Spud?
July 22, 2008 at 7:48 am
How about Womb Raider??? This is fun! Pick me, pick me!!!
What a great idea.
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July 22, 2008 at 8:26 am
Roo because the babe is in your “pouch” for the time being and with all the freaking bouncing they do, it feels like a kangaroo is beating the crap out of your innards.
July 22, 2008 at 8:29 am
I like Monster.
That’s what I called Nolan. His full in-utero name was Lockeness Monster. Caleb went by Lockeness. This baby is going by the very original Baby or It.
Parasite is another good fetus name.
July 22, 2008 at 8:36 am
I called the last one Jelly Bean, and still call him that in real life AND in my little corner of the blogosphere. But we can share. I am an open hearted gal like that.
I am particularly enamored of Roo. But to venture my own suggestion, how about Peanut or Snuggles?
I feel like we are naming a fluffy miniature dog.
July 22, 2008 at 8:51 am
my sister is pregnant and has nicknamed her little one “Bacon”. I think “Sprout” or maybe “Squirt” would work. This is a hard one. It’s hard to pick a good nickname before you meet the wee one. Maybe go with whatever your biggest craving is. I don’t know.
July 22, 2008 at 9:15 am
Call it BuggaBoo. I’m new to your blog. Thanks for offering the PIF contest.
July 22, 2008 at 9:53 am
What fun! I love seeing all of the PIF contests going on and on.
We called our babies: Junior (because it was either Daddy Jr. or Mommy Jr,–we just didn’t know which), The Boy (named by his sister), and Baby Peanut (which is what a college friend of mine called his beer belly).
July 22, 2008 at 10:42 am
Womb spud! Bwahahaha. What a great contest. Seriously, I’m all jittery just thinking about it. Here are my suggestions:
Beanie (as in Beanie Baby)
Pea (like in a pod)
Pita (like in a pocket)
Doodle (because I like it)
Poppler (from Futurama)
July 22, 2008 at 10:50 am
OMG, “farthead” just written out in all normal lowercase like that just made me sputter REALLY loud in my cube. All my coworkers are now wondering about my mental health.
Hee hee! I don’t need to win your contest (because I just won one, too!), BUT I do want to enter the naming party. How about WOOZUMS?
July 22, 2008 at 11:30 am
Stinker Pants?
Drool Box?
Minus? (mini + us..like mini me…)
July 22, 2008 at 11:55 am
Spawn….
When my sister was pregnant, I called my niece the spawn. She remained the spawn until she could walk. Now, she’s monkey.
July 22, 2008 at 12:35 pm
hee! how fun! i vote for the moolet. like a piglet, you know? but… for a moo
AND! then if you find out it’s a girl, it can be the moolette!
HOWEVER, if i win, i grant you the right to pick anyone ELSE’S name to use, because i would be all snarly if i had to use a name for my wee spawn that i didn’t actually like
July 22, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Warble. I mean, why not, right? He or she could be a little warble. As a matter of fact my hubby and I have referred to babies as little warbles in the past and I think it’s cute. You?
July 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
What a great contest! How about Milk-D? Short for milk drinker? Cobgrats and your pregnancy, your prize pack and everything else. Fabulous things coming your way everyday it seems!
July 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm
My vote is for Cletus the Fetus. But my vote doesn’t necessarily count for anything around here… :p
July 22, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Weee! Here’s hoping I win this time around…..
How about Peanut Pete? Shrimp salad? teenie weenie? WAIT! I got it!- How about Mini Moo!?!?
July 22, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I’m going to go with ‘peanut’ or ‘the nut’…something to do with the initial shape on the ultra sound….and it still sounds kinda sweet.
Love the contest!
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July 23, 2008 at 10:31 am
We did Peanut and Sprout. Now our kids are affectionately referred to as “the sprouts”.
July 23, 2008 at 11:56 am
Big Bird – that’s the baby’s in utero nickname should be. Did you ever watch Full House? Then you’d get that.
July 23, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I think you should refer to the new little one as “D.W.” – simply because *my* Greyson is determined that he wants a sibling and insists on the name being D.W. after Arthur’s little sister. =)
What a goob.
July 23, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Nubbins. Nubs for short.
July 23, 2008 at 7:20 pm
how about becks… like david beckham the soccer player…
July 23, 2008 at 9:46 pm
we called our shorty mcshort “peanut” when she was in the womb. thanks for the giveaway! i hope i win.
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July 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
How about milk dud?
July 24, 2008 at 2:20 pm
We used Parasite, always in a most loving tone.
July 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
How about Beanie Baby?
July 24, 2008 at 6:36 pm
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I guess I suck or something… cuz all four of the wee ones are called Behbeh (spoken in a gutteral voice), or The Behbeh.
Call this one Baby Bob.
July 24, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I vote for Mookie.
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July 25, 2008 at 8:05 am
You know, I can’t remember what we called JB, probably something really creative, like “her’ or “she” or “the baby”. We were keeping her name a secret, so consciously didn’t use it. How about “Smidgen”? As in it’s just a smidgen of what it will be in the future?
July 25, 2008 at 9:35 am
I called son “Little Monkey” and refered to him as LM. (he was born in 2004 and that was the year of the monkey). When I got pregnant the next year, it was the year of the rooster. I refered to the baby as my “chickadee” because I found that the closest to rooster without being vulgar.
I like the term LM and little monkey. If I win you can use that. Also if it is a boy, then LM can stand for Little Man too!